My dear friend - matrimonial Profile Number - H11390721 came to my place. “Thanks yaar, u didn’t mentioned my real name in your blog”. Said Aniket. “No probs dude, what are friends for? Anyways if I ever want to reveal your name in any blog .It will be for that ‘’special yogasana’’ that u practice at your home ...Till that time I will try to ‘control’. What say man?”
Aniket suddenly looked a little tense – “Yaar, tu toh bura maan gaya. Tu hi toh mera saccha dost hai, mera bhai hai tu”.
Me (grinning) – “So, howz the bride search going man. When do we get to taste the marriage buffet – thats the only time when I turn off my number-counter while eating - paani-puris”.
Aniket- “You’ll get it soon yaar. But I am not able to find any decent proposal yet. Whatever offers I have in my hand - Either she is ‘too big’ for me or kundali-problem or they look very shrewd (maybe their matrimonial profile tone set to – “yakku”, I thought) or they r from IT field”
“Wait –Wait” – I interrupted.. “What was the last bit u said about being in IT? You don’t want a girl from IT field? Is It?”
Aniket- “Ya man, take it from me. U also don’t marry any girl from IT. You will regret it dude”
Me- “Any specific reasons yaar? Why u have this grudge against them? Is it because that maid servant u had that u suspected for stealing your underwears secretly worked for Google?”
Aniket – “TS, what happened to your male ego? Let me explain you, imagine this scenario- when your wife is a non-IT girl. You come late from office”
SCENE 1:
Me – “I m back honey. Whats in for dinner?”
She – “U r late today. Work in office is getting hectic..huh.."
Me – “Yeah. Lots of work sweety. Today I was busy whole day making that traceability-matrix (Sounds like a – fundu-techno-xenophobic thing as if I was designing Brahmos missile in office).
She – “My poor baby ...You work so hard ... Look - I have cooked your favourite dish – Chhole Bhature, And after that I’ll give u a soothing foot massage”
(My Neck turns towards the wall – A big grin on my face. Prem naam hai mera – Prem Chopda).
“Now imagine she is an IT-Girl”
SCENE 2:
Me – “I m back honey. Whats in for dinner?”
She – “U r late today...Again... U r not that brilliant programmer anymore that I married “
Me – “Today I was busy whole day making that traceability-matrix, sweety “
She – “Thats an one page excel sheet – U r getting worthless day by day”
(My Neck turns towards the wall – I m thinking to bang my head against it or better bang hers).
Aniket – “So, dude - Now, tell me the advantages of marrying an IT girl”
Me – “Hmmm ... There’s quite a lot ... How about I tell them in my next Blog” (Ohh man!! bloody hell task to accomplish – can I make a traceability matrix instead :-)
5 comments:
We have a mandate not to discuss work at home. :). Then marrying a IT girl won't matter.
well said sir!! actually women in IT re quite smart!!!
Hey da... Sometimes the IT girls are like that. On top of it, if someone says that we have done a great wrk then that feeling lifts us to the height of heaven. So marrying a person who doesn't know abt our job is better :)
Yaar I thinks id too risky marring an IT girl.. They know the SDLC cycle and can match it out home returning cycle; it means to surprise parties at friend's place... What say ??
hmm... u made me think man...
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